I reblogged this before, but without the original picture… I didn’t know she thought no one would like it! It’s such a good fluffy egret! She good and has talent and this thread is pure and full of talent
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏
Student athlete: THE GRIND 💪😤🏈 is the only 💯 thing ☝️ that’s flying 👼🏼 “high” 🙌😈 D1 bound 🏀🔥 rip grandma 🙏
AP student: hi? more like a GPA of 4.9📚👓 because that class rank 📝 📈is why an Ivy League 👀🎓 accepted me 🙋
Band student: Beethoven 👴🏼🎶 motivates me to 🙌 practice everyday 🎹😩🎼 from sun up ⬆️ ☀️to sun down ⬇️ 😤 just in time 🕗 for sectionals 🎶 🎷
Business major: statistics show 📉📈 that ur looking at a future CEO 🏢💵 and that my money 💵💸 will be greater will be greater than yours 💪 Econ forever 😩🙌
Law student: FOLLOW THE LAW 😤🚓 or so justice will be served ⚖️🔨 once I pass the bar exam 📃📄 for Liberty ✊ and justice for all 🌎🇺🇸
STEM Major: while you 😒 are busying doing nothing 🚫🚫 with your easy major 😴😴I🙋 will be in the lab🔬📂 saving the environment 🌿🌲🌎 and lives 🙏🏥🚨
Student actor: the stage is my home 🏠🎤soprano is where it’s at 😈🎼 Shakespeare is my inspiration 🙌 and lin-manuel miranda is my daddy ✊🎬
Art student: no one beats me 🙅 like I beat the canvas📜 but at the end of the day 🌅 the world is our canvas 🌎🌈 because earth 🌏 without “art” 🎨 is just “eh” 😒😴 also I’m broke
Linguistics Major: i can 🔍identify🔎 a 💬language 🗣on the
SPOT ✅ bich 📚 GPA? more like📝 IPA
you can only 💭hope to
💡understand💡 the intricate glue of 🏘civilization 🌇that is 👄language 📰as well as i can👌🏼
also i’ll correct your grammar any chance i get
